Whats your favourite or most hated pick-up lines? lol

[mattbombers]

ok ok, theres plenty of site dedicated to this subject, BUT they have all the useless ones, and shit ones that get you no where... lol

what yas got? what yas used? what have worked for ya? what ya think is funny? haha

i hope to see some from guys AND GIRLS!!! (there seems to be more girls i know using them then i do...) lol

this shall be a bit of a laugh

here's a start...

i lost my teddy, can i sleep with you insted?

 

[CHINA-RIDER]

Did it hurt...... When you fell from heaven.

Are you wearing space pants coz your arse is out of this world.

Do you have a band aid, because I scraped my knee falling for you.

I lost my number can I have yours.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven.

Thats all I can think of at the moment I used to use them as jokes I had like 300 pages of pick up lines but not sure where I put them.

Yeah some have worked well.

 

[mattbombers]

ye i got a couple from a chick :/

"did you clean your pants with windex? cos i can see me in them!"
then "sex isnt the answer, sex is the question and YES is the answer!"

lol

 

[dazza_911]

the great life of being a bouncer, I here them all haha.

a girl said this the other night "what time do you finish working?" "2am, why?" "because thats when I start working on you"

 

[motorman]

Sit on my lap and let's see what pops up??? haha

I could be here all day.

 

[TyD]

I used "I lost my number, can I have yours" and it worked haha.

"if I can rearrange the alphebet I would put u and I together"

 

[sam93]

good thread haha

I dont have a library card but ahh can i book you out?

Do you have a map? cause im lost in your eyes? haha

I know a few but not much is coming to mind :/

 

[hman]

its mind over matter. if you dont mind, your boyfriend doesnt matter.
can i buy you a drink? "no thanks" ok then, how bout a f***.

 

[abbotfmx]

youve got a body to die for let me work it, 100% ill make it worth it. - Never works hahaha
if u were a laser gun you'd be set to stun. - gets a giggle

 

[09crf_149]

my dog ran away , i think he went into that cheap hotel room can you help me find him ?

 

[foolsp33d]

Wana screw? no.. how bout lyin there for 15 minutes then!?

Halfs in a kid?

 

[foolsp33d]

Wana screw? no.. how bout lyin there for 15 minutes then!?

Halfs in a kid?

 

[wogtaz ryder]

Sit on my face

 

[thump*140]

"do you believe in love at first sight, or do i have to walk past you again?"
"what time do those legs open for business"
"i'm only talking to you cause i really want to shag your friend"

best one is "I know Thump*140"......
Guaranteed to work... lol

 

[Daniel<3Mx]

ahahaha wogtaz that sounds like more of an order than a pick up line haha, But... I like it, lol.

Anyway i found this one funny - "What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

and

"Hey baby, wanna play lion?" "OK!" "You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."

hahaha

 

[krazed0451]

This one is my fav...

You - "How's your night been?" - Keep your intro lame/boring.
Her - noncommittal reply along the line of "not too bad..."
You - "So, wanna knock it up a notch and go home and f@#k?"

Pick your choice of bored looking chick, worst you'll get is a laugh (unless she was born without a sense of humour)

 

[no_crf50_here]

I want to hear from some of our lady members, perhaps they can judge the pickup lines.

hay wana ****, don't sound like it'll work too well in the real world...

 

[krazed0451]

hay wana ****, don't sound like it'll work too well in the real world...

Depends who you pitch it to

 

[mattbombers]

yes! i said stragiht up we want both guys and girls posting !

(btw, been using some of these haha cheers for em!)

 

[busta774]

If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

You're so sweet, you're gonna put sugar out of business.

lol thats all cant think of many.