well, correct me if im wrong, but i beleive that jesus has risen from the dead and spoken to me. he said, in his holy and perfect voice,
"You are a home appliance that has gone out of fashion, and the only way to get people to buy you again is to re-instate your belief in me"
then i was like say what!, and he was like
"Blender, look around, how many blenders are on sale at harvey norman right now? Your losin it man, your only way is with me!"
So i was like meh, ok if it works, it works.
then he was like "Now to begin your training, young blender, you must first meet number. he is an accomplished person in both pornographic productions and pre-schooling. you are in his hands"
number was a kool guy, the first thing he said to me was
"7"
Haha, wow, i have NO life!