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wakey said:
he's busy chasing small monkeys with a chainsaw
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Na bud, remember I jumped the fence and stole the chainsaw they stole, so what goes around def comes around lol.
 
rotn50 said:
Like hell lol, she don't like motorsports, and def doesn't like dogging feral pigs and that def means it aint getting on my piddys or quads, and on top of all that it is now stalking me with messages after I told her we don't have hobbies in common and it wont work, the ***** then says you know I was willing to try motorbikes, so in the end its all my fault. I didn't realize until today that I am a real catch and will be able to pick and choose as im such quality lol.
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Sorry to hear the eharmony chick didnt workout mate hope she stops stalking you soon. You will find a hot girl that loves bikes etc soon mate. :thumbup:
 
I have found one rod, but she's taken bahahaha.
 
Haha. There all dramas rod, im thinkn of those $10, 000 real dolls lol.
 
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Hillz said:
he spent last night at a gay bar & is having trouble walking...
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Hey bro a score is a score. Just close ya eyes boys and bite that pillow. Lmfao or is that fmao lol;)
 
Because he is going to die in a few months from heart disease!
 
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