is a bloody fake. im the only real pirate here i have the parate the gun the eye patch and 200 bottles of rum to proove it so Get back down and scrub the deck haha
you scrub my deck. oh wait my boat isn't a piece of **** and doesn't need scrubbing because I stole all your treasure and bought my self a boat, thanks to "pimp my pirate ship" she rolls on waves XD