A little boy with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween.
a boy with a speech inpedament goes trick or treating. At the first house a woman opens the door, and the boy says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"
The woman looks at him and says, "My, aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"
The boy gets angry: "On the side of my buckin head, you buckin idiot."