yea I think that's enuff flaming lol, it's just we get way too many posts like this scottyc. We need more info before we can point you in the direction of a suitable bike.
How much do you wanna spend? mini's go from $500 to $5000 and of course you get what you pay for.
What kind of riding do you wanna do? Trail riding, MX track, FMX, backyard thrasher?