my father inlaw tells me,
my wife could talk under water with a mouth full of marbles. i tend to agree !
another of his favorites,
see you in the soup, we'll have a pea together.
i was out with him one night and we saw a very unattractive woman, his comment was
she has a head like a bagfull of busted a-holes
i have heard him describe the same above with,
she has a head like a bag full of busted crabs.
and if anyone breaks wind around him, he tell's them to,
take them off and let someone else sh!t in them.