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im sweatin like a pedafile in a day care....

im sweatin like a hooker in church....

ther all over it like a fat chick on a cupcake :)
 
If in doubt, power out

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of drugs (Ah college, i learnt so much, i think?)
 
Opinions are like *** holes, everyones got one just some stink more than others.
 
my father inlaw tells me,
my wife could talk under water with a mouth full of marbles. i tend to agree !


another of his favorites,
see you in the soup, we'll have a pea together.


i was out with him one night and we saw a very unattractive woman, his comment was
she has a head like a bagfull of busted a-holes


i have heard him describe the same above with,
she has a head like a bag full of busted crabs.


and if anyone breaks wind around him, he tell's them to,
take them off and let someone else sh!t in them.
 
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