errrrm? china quality

[t00l]

On the packing box...

Not sure what oil she leaks the wrong way up :S
edit: if the red river flows take the dirt track? thats the wrong way up

On the engine...

Not quite sure what a WARUING is?
Please read before using the manual? or read the sticker before doing manuals?
Speed driving??? eating driving? drugs?!

Theres some more funnies in the actual manual and troubleshooting book too

Anyone else found crap like this on their ebay bikes?

 

[china boy788]

lol hahahahaha

 

[Cactus Jack]

It's quite obvious that the printer was chewing on Ma Huang sticks and sculling Saki while he was setting up the printing press ... So don't pissed drug taking printing and saki drinking he is like is ... KO !!!!!!!!

 

[minibikecr@zy]

you can tell there company, doesn't encourage proof reading.

 

[china boy788]

lol oo yer, wat was in the box too??

 

[Cactus Jack]

If the red river flows take the dirt track ? Not quite sure what a WARUING is ?

The dirt track aka the "Tan Track" is a particularly risky route to take no matter how desperate you are ... Here's just a FEW reasons why ...

Animals of all types may present a danger ...
Insects of all types may be encountered ... so wear goggles ...
Downed trees , rusted out car bodies etc may take you by surprise ...
Snakes and spiders may expose you to being bitten and poisoned ...

Another well known risk is that mud may find it's way into the top groove of your piston ...

WARUING : We Are Rorting "U" Idiot Numbat Guinea pig ...